Hi Monkey Mamas!
Are you ready for another contest?
We present: MONKEY LOVE, NAUGHTY AND NICE:
DM 2 Is looking for the perfect date idea for Valentine's day. Here's the problem...she doesn't know whether she will be in naughty mood, or a nice mood on valentine's day. (A lot depends on whether monklet will be with Grandma Monkey or not).
So here's your chance to win either a naughty prize or a nice prize!
Give us your best Monkey date ideas! You can submit a nice "idea" a "naughty" idea or both! We will pick our favorite idea in each category. If your idea is selected you will win a fabulous prize!
If your "Nice" idea is picked you will receive this yummy candle in the "MONKEY FARTS" scent. This unique fragrance begins with top notes of fresh bananas and juicy grapefruit, middle notes of kiwi, juicy bubblegum, and strawberries; and a hint of vanilla as a base note.
If your "Naughty" idea is picked you will receive this FABULOUS naughty prize: Add some delicious flavor to your Naughty moments. Trustex Banana Flavored Lubricants are water soluble and contain aloe vera. Offers long lasting lubrication and is safe to use with condoms.
There is no limit to how many ideas you can submit, so put your cupid hat on and send in those romantic ideas now! Contest ends on Valentine's day!
Happy Valentine's day!
I think a great idea (sweet) would be to get a couple's massage instead of fancy gifts or dinner. A quick bite to eat and a massage... Mmmm... That might even put you in the mood for later, too!
ReplyDeleteAs for a "naughty" date idea, I think taking DH to the strip club would be fun. Let him buy you a lapdance, then go home and remind him what you might have "liked" about that dance, lol... Oh, and maybe wear the same banana flavored lotion that the dancer did, to "jog" his memory. Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteIf Monklet will be tagging along, I suggest a daytime date to any monklet's favorite spot, the zoo! Have a nice relaxing day walking around and looking at all the animals loving on each other - just don't get any ideas and start picking bugs off Hubby-Monkey for Monklet to snack on!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you get a chance to drop Monklet off for the evening and you want to do something really naughty, there's a drive-in movie theater down here in Texas that only shows, shall we say, adult movies. Pack some Banana Schnapps and enjoy some mixed drinks while you watch the "entertainment," and then make like high school monkeys and get kinky in the backseat. ;o)
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking of taking the easy way out and going to vegas and taking him to the Cathouse (think showtime or HBO - not sure :)).
ReplyDeleteGetting him another woman...
is that slutty enough?
oh...monkey reference...we'd be swinging around like monkeys in trees;)
Okay....Nice date...hmmmm....
ReplyDeleteWell, if the monklet is with you, you can have a picnic at the park with little heart shaped sandwiches and heart shaped chocolate covered bananas!!! Yummmm! THis will allow you and your monkey family to swing from the tree branches screaming your love for one another! And then you can watch the sun set together while monklet naps, which will give you two love birds some one on one time to exchange monkey bites without interruption!
Naughty date....
ReplyDeleteFor a naughty date you can can all hot and steamy with bubbly in the tub!!! You can light your banana candles and use your banana "lotion" to make it all slippery...the floor of course!!!!
THen you can take it to the bedroom and maybe watch some adult films and reenact your favorite scenes with your own added personality! You can use some banana cream pie as an added desert! And then you can top off the night with some more monkey bites and then sweet sweet monkey sleep!
Nice or Naughty Date ...leave monklet/s at home with a zoo keeper!
ReplyDeleteNice ...
Candle-lite dinner at your favorite monkey hang-out! Making sure to share a banana split for dessert.
Followed by a moonlight walk on the beach holding monkey hands.
Naughty...
Same as above but instead of a moonlit walk on the beach, it would be more of a moonlit frolic on the beach, silverback style!
hope i'm not too late...
ReplyDeleteI don't need the condom and i'm not really in a naughty mood today so here's my shot at romantic.
It starts off with giving your so/dh breakfast in bed, with heart shaped pancakes and eggs dyed red to give that valentiney feel. You must leave your loved one a basket of candies with a little stuffed animal picture frame and a balloon that says I love you, on the dining room table, so that when he gets up to go to the bathroom it's right in the line of his eye. Then you spend a nice relaxing morning together, cuddling in your jammies and listening to sappy music. Talking about the future and many more valentine's to come.
Then you get up and he makes you a nice lunch, your choice, whatever you'd like, since the weather is snowy still you have to eat insie, unless you live somewhere warm, then he takes you and LO on a picnic down to the beach. Then You come home and get a nice long shower together before getting ready to go out. Then leave the little one with a sitter.
When the sun is starting to go down, you go back to the beach and watch the sun set over the lake and then head to the El where you take it to a fancy resturaunt downtown, where you give him a more manly gift at dinner, something he's been wanting for awhile such as an electronic of some sort or something. Then you finish up dinner and walk hand in hand down to the movie theater where you watch a sappy romance movie together, all cuddled up close to each other as if you two are the only ones in the place. After the movie, you go home and slip into the new lingerie that you bought, this is your final gift to him. You prance around as sexy as can be for him, before making the sweetest love ever. After love making is over you lay naked together in bed, falling asleep in each other's arms.
Joy (FrostyCisco)
ReplyDeleteFor a romantic date, perhaps screeching sweet nothings to your monkey mate while picking bugs off his his head would make for a wonderful evening.
Joy...holy cow that made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteFor your monkey man, make a banana cake, banana nut bread, and rub his shoulders with banana oil.
ReplyDeleteHe won't mind all of the banana stuff because monkey men are always fascinated with their bananas.
Courtesy of my monkey man.
I would make a life size replica of his banana because imitation is the best form of flattery.
ReplyDeleteyay.. when do we find out?!
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